The News Letter: Issue #007

THE TRUE COST OF STREAMING.

"The average US subscriber pays almost $1000 a year for streaming subscriptions" screams a ZDNET headline summarizing the results of a relatively recent survey on American streaming habits.

That certainly seems like a lot of money to spend on TV shows you've never heard of (and it is!), but cost creep should be the least of our concerns when it comes to The Real Problem with Streaming.
 
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While most articles covering this topic tend to over-index on the cost of streaming vs. cable (and the jury is still sort of out on that), the same number of articles share a tendency to under-index on the other two key flaws of streaming, both of which easily eclipse any concern over expense: Content restrictions and the Illusion of Choice.
 
The reason why these issues overshadow cost is simple (if a bit tautological): They are the reason why cost is even an issue. In other words, if they weren't an issue, then streaming would be worth the cost.
 
The con (as in drawback) of content restrictions is straightforward: You can only watch the programming licensed (or straight-up owned) by the streamer you are subbed to. Incidentally, before the so-called Streaming Wars started in earnest, Netflix tried to get ahead of the game by amassing a robust arsenal of original shows they believed would offset the need to license expensive content from rival studios. It worked for a while, but eventually it stopped working because A) original content is also expensive, and B) people don't know or care who owns what, they just want watch to good stuff
 
Which brings us neatly to the other con (as in scam) of streaming: The Illusion of Choice. 
 
The Illusions of Choice
 
To be very clear, by "illusion of choice" I don't mean there aren't enough shows or movies to pick from. Nor do I mean the opposite, that there are so many shows and movies to choose from that picking one to watch becomes impossible (though that is certainly a real thing!). What I mean is that, particularly given the restrictions placed on the programming of each individual streamer as discussed above, limiting yourself to any one streamer (or even multiple streamers) inherently limits which shows and/or movies you could potentially be exposed to.
 
The illusion of choice is many times more insidious than mere content restrictions. Where the latter is evident from the very absence of a certain title (say, Elaine May's The Heartbreak Kid), the former obscures the title's absence by offering ostensible replacements in the form of alternate programming. Why is this such a huge deal? Because you don't know what you don't know.
 
You see, "choice" implies options. But when the options are pre-selected for you by a monolithic streamer, you're not so much "choosing" as you are "settling." Back in the days of linear TV, you didn't get to choose what was on at any given moment, but the trade-off was that you might find yourself watching something really great that you had no idea even existed. 
 
That is simply not an option with on-demand streaming.
 
Since the death of traditional programming blocks, many staples of extemporaneous TV (classic films, educational series, gentle instructional shows, etc.) have been relegated to the dustbin of history, either by being hidden from view by an algorithm with an aggressive recency bias, or by being made entirely unavailable to stream due to aforementioned licensing issues or a lack of corporate interest. And therein lies the single greatest benefit of linear over streaming: The possibility of happening across truly unexpected programming.
 
Twin Peaks
 
That now mostly defunct phenomenon had a critical cascading effect on programming and creative leeway as the "next big thing" could literally come from anywhere at any time. In the streaming era, false choice has given rise to false data on viewer likes and dislikes, significantly restricting studio appetite for risk-taking, and leading to a runaway sequel and reboot culture that is destroying cinema as we know it.
 
I could easily take this a step further and blame streaming for contributing more than any other institutional entity to the fragmentation of society, the negative consequences of which are both obvious and still coming into view. And I just might do that... 
 
But for now I'll conclude on a lighter note by expressing the hope that linear-TV-adjacent FAST services like Pluto and Tubi (more on them below) continue their rapid ascent and help usher in a new era of whimsical programming that encourages all streamers to lower their prices and increase their value.


At The Newsagent's we're committed to bringing back the lost art of human-first curation (i.e., by humans, for humans). The Mixtape is our semi-regular column curating some random good stuff that's made us happy in the hopes that it'll make you happy too.
 

THE BUILT-TO-LAST MIX:

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Side A: Free TV.
 
Speaking of alternatives to streaming, it is never a bad time to remind people that good old fashioned over-the-air (OTA) television is still alive and well. In fact, it's better than ever: Not only are there more (and more awesome) OTA channels than ever, but they are (for the most part) fully HD capable. Plus, with the right equipment, you can easily record OTA channels to watch later on demand -- just like streaming. Oh, and I almost forgot: It's 100% free. Beat that, Netflix.
 
 
Following last week's discussion on the resurgent need for human-powered curation, I randomly stumbled upon an episode of Joshua Citarella's Doomscroll podcast featuring man-about-town Tim Heidecker in which a portion of the conversation was devoted to precisely this topic (and, incidentally, also the topic of modern risk-aversion among media executives). Citarella and Heidecker, who benefitted deeply from creative freedom starting out, make the joint argument that the lack of real curation has resulted in less originality in the arts because young people doing novel things are far less visible in today's marketplace than their predecessors. Very much worth a hearty listen.
 
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Hidden Track: Nostalgia.
 
Nothing is our current milieu is more misunderstood than nostalgia, which has devolved into shorthand for myth-making. But nostalgia doesn't derive its power from a vague yearning for the past -- it is an effort (somewhat in vain) to reclaim a lost feeling found in the totems of our youth. Not to get all "I put on my robe and wizard hat," but those totems hold a piece of our soul. Many of our most treasured memories are stored nowhere but in the feeling that becomes unlocked when we reengage with those artifacts. Without nostalgia, we risk becoming unmoored from ourselves. So don't let them tell you otherwise: It was better when you were a kid, because it was you.
 
Deep Cut: Svengoolie.
 
One of the last Monster Kid-era horror hosts still standing, Rich Koz has flirted with retirement in recent years, but is still going strong at 73. Spooky Season starts tomorrow, so there is literally no better time than today to move to Berwyn, buy a rubber chicken, and get ready to gag from some of the weakest puns this side of the grave.
 
 
No one will ever be better at bootlegging than Myron Fassthe legendary rip-off king who launched his copycat career imitating Mad and never looked back. Writer Mike Howlett spent literal years collating the ultimate tribute to Fass, finding formerly unfindable material to piece together this definitive tome full of upsettingly gory repaints that helped unmake the pernicious Comic Book Code and (certainly unintentionally) paved the way for all the artistic freedoms we now take for granted.



They say those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. The Newsagent's says those who can remember the past are contented to repeat it. Today in History is a semi-regular round-up of history repeating itself, but in a good way.
 
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Another week, another dumb device takes the place of smart tech in schools. Is this a real thing, or just a clever bit of stealth marketing? Who knows. But one thing is undeniable: Casios are cool as heck.
 
 
Will these kids take the Luddite analogy to its logical conclusion and take up arms against Big Tech? Only the future knows for certain.
 
 
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them, but Spotify is doing something interesting by removing some AI-gen songs and slapping labels on others while its cohorts are making slop even more pervasiveThe battle for art is real, and the sides are being drawn.
 
 
I love this quote: "We are living in a time of super-high digital technology," said Dr. David Seligman, an orthodontist in Manhattan. So he finds it interesting that the "analog version of braces is what is the most cool."