It's been a quick minute since we gave y'all an update on the shop's much-belated opening, so here it is.

A funny thing happened last week. Not so much funny "ha-ha" as funny "uh-oh." 

Say kids, what time is it? It's Moral Panic Time!

So here it is, finally: The inaugural issue of The News Letter - the official House Organ of our grand experiment in retail mirth-mongering, The Newsagent's.

Museums are vacuum-sealed monuments to the “best” of mankind. Like photographs of the past, they select out the “ugly,” the “messy,” the “bad,” and leave behind an incomplete and distorted timeline highlighting only what “deserves” to be seen.

By looking back and contextualizing our past through the lens of the present...